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Funny Pick Up Lines - What To Say And What Not To Say



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By : Lance Thorington    99 or more times read
Submitted 2009-09-27 19:53:43
Apart from being sexy, what exactly do you do for a living? Sweet pick up lines, corn pickup or even funny pick up lines are rarely effective, unless you know exactly how to use them. We have personally seen some guys pickup a girl by a pick up line that we found a bit on the corny side. Then again, we have seen many guys get turned down by some funny pick up lines. While girls also use pickup lines, we find that more men do. The next time you want to score a date, there are some lines you should use and some lines that you should stay away from. In the end of this article, we are going to tell you that one line that WILL score you a chance if there is a chance in the book.

Let us start this article by telling you some pick up lines that might work out, depending on the girl (or guy) you are using it on. When you walk up to the opposite sex for the first time and say "can I flirt with you?" then you may be scoring a chance with them as many girls and guys will find this one a bit cute. We all know that famous pickup line "Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking" and lets not forget about this one, "excuse me. I am from the FBI and that stands for Fine Body Investigators and at this moment, I need to ask you to assume the position."

While there are many pick up lines that will get their attention, if you do not use them with confidence, then they will not work. Guys, if you have not noticed, girls really like guys that are confident. However, you should not be conceded with yourself. The same goes for you girls, guys really like girls that are confident in themselves.

"Hey, honey, I am new to this town, could you tell me the directions to your home?" What do you think about this pickup? If it is used by a confident girl or guy, then it will sound awesome!

"I seem to have lost my number and cannot find it. Do you remember yours? Could I borrow it?" How about that pick up? Again, if you use confidence when you are speaking and use the right body language, then you may end up scoring that date.

While there are pickup lines that are just so funny and cute that are hard to turn down, there are some out there that are a bit harsh and may cause someone to walk away. One that we have heard before and that we believe you should avoid is "Gee girl, that is a great set of legs! What time do you think they are going to open?" Many girls will find this demeaning, so you may want to stay away from that one.

In the end, if you are looking for a cute pickup line that will definitely catch their attention, then just walk up to them and say "Hi, I love the way you smile, would you mind if I joined you."
Author Resource:- Apart from being sexy, what exactly do you do for a living? Sweet pick up lines, corn pickup or even Funny pick up lines are rarely effective, unless you know exactly how to use them. Find out exactly how effective on http://www.drdating.com/funny/pick-up-lines/funny-pickup-lines.php
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